So you want to play with fire?
You should be careful what you ask for.
You still want to do this?
Fine. First, irritate everyone closest to you with criticism.
Then pummel anyone with your insults.
Be sure to ruin their lawns with your urine.
And then taunt their love ones.
Violate their love ones in front of them.
Laugh at them while you do so.
Still want to play with fire?